Illuminate Your Everyday
A warm glow with a wicked sense of humour
The ghost wall light mounts by your door, throws soft amber across the porch, and holds up two fingers to everyone who walks past. Indoor or outdoor. Up in under five minutes.
After sundown
Bright enough to spot from the sidewalk
Both hands light warm amber — not a harsh white LED. Porch lighting from a distance, something else entirely up close.
Survives the season
Rain, wind, nosy neighbours
Weather resistant, so it stays mounted outside through the whole run-up to Halloween without being babied.
Five-minute job
Plate, two screws, done
Mounting plate, screws and wall anchors are all in the box. One screwdriver and you're finished before the kettle boils.
Not just October
Works indoors too
Plenty of people leave it up year-round in a hallway or above a desk. It stops being seasonal fast.
Why people buy two
The gift that gets you tagged in 20 group chats
Nobody photographs a normal porch light. This one ends up on someone's story within a day of going up, which is roughly the entire point.
Halloween is coming
Order by October 24 and it's on your wall with a week to spare. After that it's express shipping and crossed fingers.

In the box
Everything you need is in there
No app, no remote, no separate trip to the hardware shop. Open it, mark two holes, mount it.
- IncludedGhost wall light × 1
- HardwarePlate, 2 screws, 2 anchors
- Size19.5 × 13 × 8 cm
- PlacementIndoor or outdoor
- InstallUnder 5 minutes